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The Single Reason Why Trump Commands
Republican Presidential Poll
Latest Poll Results and Slip Sliding
Matthew Parker, Editor (UPDATE) 15 Dec.
2015 4 December 2015
(The editor is a disabled veteran who gets all warm and fuzzy when you click
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The greatest reason why Trump is commanding, is absolutely dominating the polls is because
we now demand a badass for president, one who will stand between our family and the radical Islamic terrorists.
So we look to the Terminator for 2016. The single greatest requirement for the oval office, today, is that you can chew
bullets and shit lead.
Why is Trump soaring in the polls?
The major polls are showing the number one voter concern is the threat
to the homeland, making this election more about homeland security than anything else.
Many many talking heads are constantly rehashing
and psychoanalyzing the belief that Trump has just extended his
lead in the poll, by the widest margin to date, because mainstream America just doesn't trust politicians in the White
House. Imagine that. The other camp is two fisting the desk today and ranting
that Trump's new lead is a protest vote by Americans who are also fed up with professional politicians. But Cruz is also
surging big time, and he too is strong on homeland security.
Not rocket science here. Not
by a long shot. The nation is blanketed on every network and news forum from mainstream media to blogger extraordinaire
describing repeatedly, 24/7, that the world is under attack by radical Islamic
terrorists who want to chop our heads off and rip us a new and improved sphincter the size of Uranus. Frankly
speaking, let us take a quick look at the candidates, and let's just forget about horseshoes for a minute.
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(About) CNN/ORC Poll: Trump alone at the top again. By Jennifer Agiesta, CNN Polling Director. Updated
10:29 AM ET, Fri December 4, 2015 | Video Source: CNN.
Which candidate do you trust the most to protect you and yours from radical Islamic terrorists?
Who, which candidate, do you really trust to best protect you and your
family from radial Islamic terrorists? Let us take a stab at Trump—no, not literally.
The single greatest reason why Trump is commanding, is dominating the polls is because we
want a badass for a president, one who will stand between our family and the radical Islamic terrorists. We want
strength, we want a Rocky, a John Wayne, a terminator, America is baaack, Biatch—all draped in an American flag—now
that is our recipe for president. A prez who means what he says and says what he means. Stir, let simmer, and out comes
Trump. We Americans prefer Trump more than any other candidate when it comes to standing
between our loved ones and the radical Islamic terrorists. We are now demanding, not requesting, a Patton, an Eisenhower,
a Lincoln to march toward and erase the scum of the earth that continues to dish out death at will, and with what appears
to be done largely with impunity.
Lollipop and Laughs
Carson, soft-spoken nice guy, smart, a genius perhaps, but not the making of the rough and tough
loud guy who you want in your corner during a no holds bar slugfest with some hardtack hombres. Just can't envision
him kicking the enemy's ass—or anyone's for that matter. Bush, low energy we hear, but what's in a name
is his Achilles heal. Rubio, mister clean, hair is perfect, cover of GQ all come to mind, but not the resume for today's
oval office. In a nostalgic moment at the negotiating table, Putin slides a lollipop across the table to Rubio. Rand
Paul, the other white rhino, while Fiorina comes across like the niece of Maggie Thatcher, but no one is buying it, at least
not yet. Huckabee, besides his hillbilly name, he is just too damn nice, and we don't want mister nice guy this time—timing
is everything. God bless you, Governor! But we wanna annihilate and expedite Satan back to hell now. Christie. A rotund
hoss who would make Marshal Dillon proud, and although bazookas strapped to the hips are not required for the swearing
in, they are optional for VP. Cruz. Cool name. He is moving on up, but will it be on the east side. His performance
is more like some uptight guy who has been jonesing and talking to himself over in a convenient store parking
lot, but we get it, just filibuster practice. Cruz. now if he could just relax, nah, that's
not his nature. But if elected, don't count on finally being able to smoke any genuine Cuban cigars. Say what!
We may not necessarily like the most popular guy on campus—the resident loud talking badass
and spoiled rich kid—unless Trump happens to be your best buddy of course. Trump is the kinda guy that you know you
could rely on for more than sloppy seconds. That's too status-quo for him. You know ya would be hangin' out with Miss West
Virginia or Miss Alabama while eagerly learning the words to Dixie, too. Admit it or not, Trump is a stud.
From Trump Organization, Trump Entertainment Resorts, Trump Model Management, Miss Universe, Miss USA, to Miss
Teen USA, each answers directly to Mr. Donald Trump.
Trump—with a long history of talking the talk and walking the walk—has towered over
rivals and those who have graced the seats on the other side of the table, and he has won, closed on deals that count, in
the billions that is. He is success, he is an American story. Trump has bargained and brokered deals in the billions, and,
although he may be disliked for a myriad of reasons, he commands respect, he closes on contracts that matter.
And he is jonesing to kick some serious ass. For now, and if Trump has it his way, he says elect me, I am electable. Star
of the apprentice, sure, but he gets ratings and rock star recognition like Walter White. Biatch!
Blow the trumpet, hard
Either many in media are damn stupid or they don't know how to think for
themselves. Both, yeah, flip a coin. Have you heard, why is Trump soaring in the polls lately? Recycle it week after week
on mainstream media. Clinton would make the best president in the fight against global terrorism, says a few talking heads.
But she may just give them timeout for indulging in workplace violence. Or she just may bark, what difference does
it make.
I will not say radical Islamic terrorist, now there is the chalk, she points,
and write 500 times that I will not say radical Islamic terrorist, and then bring in tomorrow a double spaced 1000 word
essay on why Sunni Muslims would make the best candidate for the next spot of no play for mister gray.
Dear Abby!
According to Google, political correctness is defined as the
avoidance, often considered as taken to extremes, of forms of expression or action that are perceived to exclude, marginalize,
or insult groups of people who are socially disadvantaged or discriminated against.
A billionaire businessman, brain surgeon, two Cuban-Americans, and the rest
of the field, well, more of the status-quo, according to mainstream media. Who is leading? Who's on third? Where's
second? Questions, more questions, as Americans just can't seem to satisfy an insatiable appetite for tracking their
favorite horse. Are there really many Republicans right now who don't know who they like, who they support, who they will
vote for—that answer is no, not really. People do know and do tell—at least they did once upon a time.
And the Fat Lady is Singing
Honesty. Most, if they would
at least give it a try, would tell you exactly what they think and exactly how they feel about each and everyone
of the candidates. But too often too many are burned by falling or being lured into a political debate, which folks group
with conversation that is taboo, like sex and religion. Some, they are just not too into it, or so it seems. Give the public
an injection of truth serum, like pushing the point into the arm of James Bond in a grand attempt to gain a tell
all hear all from the handsome stud who has more lives than Morris.
When there is denial, then it can't be fixed
Workplace violence or terrorism. Wait, or are they merely cone heads detoxing or tweaking.
Geez, someone just please hit it between the headlamps. They are Muslims practicing Islam, duh—obviously, and they
are extremists, they are radicals. Walk and act like a terrorist, then they just may be Islamic terrorists or jihadists.
Islamic extremists or your average workplace violence, now that is the ongoing debate on many networks as I type. Who the
hell is sick and tired of all the damn political correctness and hair splitting gibberish shit? And yet—others
will say—what difference does it make.
I just miss the days of network television, meaning the rabbit ear days, remember them,
when the sport's announcer, for one, would say, kind of like he was a real person who could actually think
for himself, that the fat lady is singing, the party is over. Or, good night Irene, it's time for bed, baby, cuz it's over
now! Real people, real times. What a concept.
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